Feb 172013

I’m trying to decide the title for my next book. Please give me your feedback on the 10 following possibilities. (Note that the words “Bitch” and “Slut” are absent from all options, as is “Whore,” because I’m a grown-up, matures-ass goddam author now, fuckers.)

1. Crack Moms for Christ and Other Bad Advice from My Imaginary Friends

2. The Year of Things Happening

3. Sex with George Clooney

4. Free Booze at the Bone Garden

5. Inappropriate Conversation

6. Lovely Junk

7. How to Survive a Flaming Forklift and Other Tips for the End of the World

8. The Human Hair Trap

9. A History of Wrecks

10. Another Dead Stepfather